There was once a loon.
with an egg and a spoon.
thought he was in the race
But ended up in outer space.
he traveled egg & spoon to hand.
And Landed on the moon.
he fancied a bit of muff.
and ended up with beery buff.
His name was harry huggins.
Who was always up for a mugging.
people thought what a plonker.
He turns and says "fuck off back to your willy wonker".
They kept at it "you prat".
What was that kit-kat.
paper hat.
Tin hat .
Top hat.
Trilby hat ?
Ok" your a proper prick".
you sure as ime no hampton wick.
Or was it kiss me quick .
Ah i see now you just want a sweet kiss
with an egg and a spoon.
thought he was in the race
But ended up in outer space.
he traveled egg & spoon to hand.
And Landed on the moon.
he fancied a bit of muff.
and ended up with beery buff.
His name was harry huggins.
Who was always up for a mugging.
people thought what a plonker.
He turns and says "fuck off back to your willy wonker".
They kept at it "you prat".
What was that kit-kat.
paper hat.
Tin hat .
Top hat.
Trilby hat ?
Ok" your a proper prick".
you sure as ime no hampton wick.
Or was it kiss me quick .
Ah i see now you just want a sweet kiss
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